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Someone like you 

另尋滄海 
--Adele 
阿黛拉 


I heard, that your settled down.　　 
已聞君，諸事安康。 
That you, found a girl and your married now. 
遇佳人，不久婚嫁。 
I heard that your dreams came true.　　 
已聞君，得償所想。 
Guess she gave you things, I didn't give to you. 　　 
料得是，卿識君望。 

Old friend, why are you so shy? 
舊日知己，何故張皇？ 
It ain't like you to hold back or hide from the lie. 
遮遮掩掩，欲蓋彌彰。 

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited. 
客有不速，實非我所想。 
ButI couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.　　 
避之不得，遑論與相抗。 
I'd hoped you'd see my face& that you'd be reminded,　　 
異日偶遇，識得依稀顏。 
That for me, it isn't over. 
再無所求，涕零而淚下。 


Never mind, I'll find someone like you.　　 
毋須煩惱，終有弱水替滄海。 
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.　　 
拋卻糾纏，再把相思寄巫山。 
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said: 
勿忘昨日，亦存君言於肺腑。 
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"　　 
「情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾。」 
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.　　 
情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾，然。 


You'd know, how the time flies. 
光陰常無蹤，詞窮不敢道荏苒。 
Only yesterday, was the time of our lives.　　 
歡笑仍如昨，今卻孤影憶花繁。 
We were born and raised in a summery haze.　　 
彼時初執手，夏霧鬱鬱濕衣衫。 
Bound by the surprise of our glory days.　　 
自縛舊念中，詫喜榮光永不黯。 

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited. 
客有不速，實非我所想。 
ButI couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.　　 
避之不得，遑論與相抗。 
I'd hoped you'd see my face& that you'd be reminded,　　 
異日偶遇，識得依稀顏。 
That for me, it isn't over. 
再無所求，涕零而淚下。 

Never mind, I'll find someone like you.　　 
毋須煩惱，終有弱水替滄海。 
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.　　 
拋卻糾纏，再把相思寄巫山。 
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said: 
勿忘昨日，亦存君言於肺腑。 
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"　　 
「情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾。」 
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.　　 
情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾，然。 



Nothing compares, no worries or cares.　　 
無可與之相提，切莫憂心同掛念。 
Regret's and mistakes they're memories made.　　 
糊塗遺恨難免，白璧微瑕方可戀。 
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?　　 
此中酸甜苦咸，世上誰人堪相言？ 

Never mind, I'll find someone like you.　　 
毋須煩惱，終有弱水替滄海。 
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.　　 
拋卻糾纏，再把相思寄巫山。 
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said: 
勿忘昨日，亦存君言於肺腑。 
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"　　 
「情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾。」 
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.　　 
情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾，然。 


Never mind, I'll find someone like you.　　 
毋須煩惱，終有弱水替滄海。 
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.　　 
拋卻糾纏，再把相思寄巫山。 
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said: 
勿忘昨日，亦存君言於肺腑。 
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"　　 
「情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾。」 
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.　　 
情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾，然。

搞怪版

Someone like you | SB像你  

Adele  
阿呆  

I heard, that your settled down.　　  
據說你買房付了全款  
That you, found a girl and your married now.  
還跟妹紙結了婚  
I heard that your dreams came true.　　  
據說你夢想成真  
Guess she gave you things, I didn't give to you. 　　  
想必是傍上大款  

Old friend, why are you so shy?  
老基友，你怎麼還羞射了  
It ain't like you to hold back or hide from the lie.  
你可從來沒這麼要過碧蓮  

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited.  
其實 我也不想把自己搞的跟個憂鬱逼一樣  
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.　　  
可誰讓你不辦人事呢 我憑麻讓你心裡好過  
I'd hoped you'd see my face& that you'd be reminded,　　  
我會假裝偶遇你 若你裝不認識我  
That for me, it isn't over.  
呵呵呵 你個慫逼 老娘跟你沒完  

Never mind, I'll find someone like you.　　  
不過這都不是事兒 我湊合找個像你的  
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.　　  
至於你 會有傻逼給你織毛衣  
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said:  
甭忘了 我織的毛衣還在你箱子裡 你這渣還說：  
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"　　  
「戀愛就是一會兒稀罕一會兒煩」  
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.　　  
一會兒稀罕一會兒煩.......呵呵後  




You know, how the time flies.  
矮油 話說時間都過去那麼久了  
Only yesterday, was the time of our lives.  
我怎麼還對你這傻逼耿耿於懷  
We were born and raised in a summer haze.  
當初苦逼的給你織了那麼多毛衣  
Bound by the surprise of our glory days.  
現在一想你那熊樣我就渾身不爽  


I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited.  
其實 我也不想把自己搞的跟個憂鬱逼一樣  
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.　　  
可誰讓你不辦人事呢 我憑麻讓你心裡好過  
I'd hoped you'd see my face& that you'd be reminded,　　  
我會假裝偶遇你 若你裝不認識我  
That for me, it isn't over.  
呵呵呵 你個慫逼 老娘跟你沒完  

Never mind, I'll find someone like you.　　  
不過這都不是事兒 我就湊合找個像你的  
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.　　  
至於你 會有傻逼給你織毛衣  
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said:  
甭忘了 我織的毛衣還在你箱子裡 你這渣還說：  
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"　　  
「戀愛就是一會兒稀罕一會兒煩」  


Nothing compares, no worries or cares.  
沒人比你更忘恩負義  
Regrets and mistakes they're memories made.  
我投入了那麼多青春和毛線錢  
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?  
到頭來你竟坑爹的跟別人跑了  

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited.  
其實 我也不想把自己搞的跟個憂鬱逼一樣  
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.　　  
可誰讓你不辦人事呢 我憑麻讓你心裡好過  
I'd hoped you'd see my face& that you'd be reminded,　　  
我會假裝偶遇你 若你裝不認識我  
That for me, it isn't over.  
呵呵呵 你個慫逼 老娘跟你沒完  

Never mind, I'll find someone like you.　　  
不過這都不是事兒 我就湊合找個像你的  
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.　　

至於你 還是會有傻逼給你織毛衣  
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said:  
甭忘了 我織的毛衣還在你箱子裡 你這渣還說：  
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"　　  
「戀愛就是一會兒稀罕一會兒煩」  
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.　　  
一會兒稀罕一會兒煩.......呵呵後